If you could buy Jesus in a pharmacy, he would be...

"Meet Jesus at uni" is the slogan for the brochure I'm working on, for the 2008 AFES Commencement Camps SA. I've been trawling the web for images of Jesus, trying to find something in between gritty and fun. Who wants a sop-bag?

WANTED
Jesus. Must be able to transmit God's life-giving message on campus. Wimps with nighties and flowing locks need not apply. Strictly no clean-cut Anglos.

There are all kinds of Jesuses out there. There's the rather overwhelmed Where's Christ and there's the bizarre menagerie of Jesus of the Week. Some others include:
Jesus Shaves
Jesus H Christ (who'd've thought?)

Jesus the tinned healer